-Thor: The dark world
-Only lovers left alive
-The Hollow Crown
-The deep blue sea
-Midnight in Paris
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES
Be the person Tom Hiddleston thinks you are.
Can we just talk about the legit motivational value of this for a second though.If everyone followed this advice, the world would be full of ridiculously polite people blessing each other and apologizing for everything. And quoting Shakespeare. There is nothing wrong with this.
Sherlock stop playing with the internet.
THAT COMMENT IS PERFECT
"Jogging doesn’t alarm me."
"How would you know?"
Can we just talk about this.
I mean, look at that guy in the back with the soap.
it’s true though why am i laughing
“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”
I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer