"Why can’t I just major in reading books?"
oooooookay so the Beastly movie is too cute (keeping in mind it’s just a beauty and the beast retelling and i love everything disney) but yeah now i need to read the book along with the other two beauty and the beast book retellings i have on my tbr list XD
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
this is what it’s like being at school way later than usual