Just Me

Captain Adorable (◕‿◕✿)

He came. He danced. He conquered. 

me nd my cougar gf
me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

m-monochrome:

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