Just Me
embelish:

me after every haircut

embelish:

me after every haircut

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:


“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”


“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”
 
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
 
“what happened to us?’


“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

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“cap”

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“cap”

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“what is it bruce”

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“hulk like cap smell”

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“bruce, please stop”

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“does hulk smell patriotism”

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“stawp Bruce.”

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“Dat’s gay”

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“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

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“what happened to us?’

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“what am I doing here?”

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“what’s gay?”

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“the fuck is this?”

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“the fuck is that?”

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“help”

kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009

kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009

german shepards making friends with kittens (x)(x)

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK