Just Me

slaughterhousefive:

The eternal struggle: How hungry you are vs. how much effort you are willing to put into making food

bookmad:

the awkward moment when a character keeps knocking at your door but you don’t know what their story is

did-you-kno:

Source

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

niffernotniffox:

First year Muggleborns hoping to find somewhere to charge their mp3 players.

Seventh year Muggleborns giving them charged portable batteries bewitched to never run out of power.