The eternal struggle: How hungry you are vs. how much effort you are willing to put into making food
the awkward moment when a character keeps knocking at your door but you don’t know what their story is
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
First year Muggleborns hoping to find somewhere to charge their mp3 players.
Seventh year Muggleborns giving them charged portable batteries bewitched to never run out of power.